I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
i’m crying literally crying fury’s gift
oh my god steve’s gift
I can’t…Nazi socks…!!
(Source: millercross)
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
I LOVE HOW CAS IS LIKE, “STEP ASIDE, HONEY. BABY’S GOT THIS.”
#I HAVE IT IN MY HEAD THAT IF EVER DEAN AND CAS START CALLING EACH OTHER PET NAMES #CAS WOULD CALL DEAN HONEY BECAUSE HE LIKES HONEY AND THE BEES THAT MAKE EM #AND DEAN WOULD CALL CAS BABY#BECAUSE DUH. HE ALREADY HAS CALLED HIM THAT ON THE SHOW #AND BECAUSE OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT CAS IS A BABY IN A TRENCHCOAT #DEAN CALLS HIS BELOVED IMPALA BABY #AND DEAN LOVES RIDING HIS BABY OBVIOUSLY
